'Duke-Stir,' indeed

See ya:

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- Former Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, who collected $2.4 million in homes, yachts, antique furnishings and other bribes on a scale unparalleled in the history of Congress, was sentenced Friday to eight years and four months in prison, the longest term ever meted out to a congressman.

He actually changed the name of his yacht from Buoy Toy to Duke-Stir.