UA nicknames

Mark Lericos, 40/29 sports director, wants to nickname the Razorbacks' erstwhile combined offensive threat of Jonathon Modica and Ronnie Brewer. His front-runner? "Brodica."
Really.
Sadly, we have a crappy history around here with nicknames.
Some history: They called Oliver Miller "The Big O." No. Alonso Lane became "Shaq" (Technically "Baby Shaq." They said he resembled Shaq facially). John McDonnell they tagged "Johnny Mac." Matt Jones? "M.J."
Our submission? "Brewathon."
It encapsulates the aftermath of having lost almost every close game this season so far. Let's hope that win over Florida ignites a fuse. This is a talented team.