Challenge (partly) accepted

Since Greyhair asked. We think this is what bloggers call a meme:

Seven things to do before we die:
1) Take out the trash.
2) Get a job.
3) Get car repaired (blown fuse).
4) Get a new driver's license.
5) Renew car tags.
6) Buy that land.
7) Build that house.

Seven things we can't (or won't) do:
1) Play any musical instrument.
2) Quit smoking.
3) Quit drinking.
4) Speak Arabic.
5) Clean house.
6) Climb a pole.
7) Outrun a cop.

Seven things that attract us to blogging:
1) It's free.
2) We're news junkies anyway, therefore:
3) We spend lots o' time surfing the Web.
4) We're angry.
5) It's (sort of) anonymous.
6) We like to ridicule people.
7) Everybody else is doing it.

Seven things we say most often:
1) Hey.
2) What's happening.
3) Go Hogs.
4) Two cartons of Marlboro reds in the box, please.
5) One more St. Pauli Girl, please.
6) Thank you.
7) Tab, please.

Seven books we love:
1) The AP Stylebook.
2) Webster's New World Dictionary.
3) Bartlett's.
4) Elements of Style.
5) "The Exorcist."
6) "The Metamorphosis."
7) "David and the Phoenix."

Seven movies we watch over and over:
The word is repeatedly, and our attention span is too short to watch movies.

Seven people we want to join in too:
Everyone who reads this blog.