Bush's 'ranch'

W, who is afraid of horses, bought his spread in Texas in 1999 so he could pretend he was a cowboy when he ran for president. The White House press corps must chafe at having to spend August baking in Crawford. Warren Vieth of the Los Angeles Times retaliates:

CRAWFORD, Texas — President Bush calls his Prairie Chapel Ranch "a slice of heaven," a special place where he can ride his mountain bike, fish his man-made pond and clear brush to his heart's content.
But is it really a ranch?
Here's a clue: The Secret Service agents now outnumber the cows.